Hello, loyal Substack subscribers!
I think it’s safe to say I was ahead of the trend in quitting Substack. With all due respect, It’s become sort of gauche. (If you are a close friend of mine with a successful Substack publication, I take it all back).
Wouldn’t it be amazing if I was emailing to tell you I’d made some marvelous scientific discovery? I figured out why the sun is so hot (battery overheating)! I found the source of COVID (Jenna Bush Hager, obviously) ! I know what 9+3 equals (24)!
That’s not why I’m emailing you. You know why I am emailing you. It’s to plug an upcoming show. Sorry!!!!!!!!!
The show is with my best friend/roommate/love interest Allie Viti. Allie and I will be doing some characters old & new that are of course romantically involved. The show will feature all duo acts like William Banks & Caroline Yost, Maya Sharma & Justin Linville, James Azzaretti & Ibhan Kulkarni, and more!
I won’t keep you here long but I will tell you that the show is ONE WEEK from today at Union Hall! March 20th at 5:30 PM! If you come to this show, you can meet my dad because he will be there. One time my dad came to BU to see an improv show of mine, and my friend Brittney was able to spot him in the food court before meeting him because she thought “who else could this 5’4 man eating Panda Express alone in the George Sherman Union be?”
Btw, I know how to solve the war in Ukraine! I’ll save that for the next email though!!
Come to LA