TWITTER IS ENDING MAYBE I'LL START USING THIS
JK IT'S JUST SOME SHOW PROMO
Here is the dumbest thing I will ever say: Twitter burning down in flames feels like a marathon runner tearing their ACL. I have wasted so much time trying to get attention on that website when I could have the most successful Substack in the world. What the fuck!!!!!
So, here is another empty threat that maybe I will start using this more. But I prob won’t! Here’s what I always use this for though… show promo!
THE GAGA REPORT - 11/6 and 11/20 at 7PM at BCC
Allie Viti (if you subscribe to this you know who she is don’t be coy) and I are back on our playwriting bullshit. Remember when Lady Gaga told British Vogue she would’ve been a combat journalist if she wasn’t a pop star and also that when she was at the capitol to sing at Biden’s inauguration she was looking for clues? This play is about that. Allie and I play two of the last employees at the failing New York Times who receive Lady Gaga’s report on January 6th. If you hated The Newsroom and The Morning Show you will love this. This is a condensed workshop version of full long play that you will probably hear me talk about/see me promote/complain about a lot over the next few months. This is very much in development but if you subscribe to this, I probably value your opinion and would love to see you there and hear your thoughts on how Allie and I can expand this play about truth, justice, and integrity (it’s actually about none of those things FYI).
SOPHIE SUCKS FACE - 11/16-11/18 at Soho Playhouse
I sold my soul to an Oberlin grad from the Upper West Side, and I am not looking back. I love Sophie Zucker and if you spent even a fraction of the amount of time with her that I do, you would to. Her solo show Sophie Sucks Face is wonderful and I am so grateful to produce it. This is our third time doing the show and if you haven’t seen it yet, you have got to make it this time. It’s the most tasteful piece of content about incest I think ever. This is also not the last time you’ll hear about Sophie Sucks Face, but it’s also the kind of show that you can see over and over again and want more.
EXTREMELY LOUD & INCREDIBLY CUTE - 12/1 at Union Hall
Rachel Coster, Courtney O’Donnell and I are coming BACK swinging to Union Hall with our show of longer, louder, looser sets. This time the incredible Tej Khanna and Danielle Clarke Fisher are joining us. I can guarantee it’ll be a perfect evening. Rachel, Courtney, Danielle, and Tej are in the top .000001% of funniest people I know and you all already like me enough to get emails from me like this. Sorry to be dramatic but the last time we did this show it was the best night of my life so I am hoping this one can be as well!
See you next time I need to promote a show! Ily! Bye!