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This Thursday 6/11 at Union Hall
Sorry no, your flight is not actually boarding (unless it is and this is an amazing coincidence!!! I’m psychic!!!!!)
If you got this email already not via Substack, I am extremely sorry but something is seriously wrong with my computer and I blame government surveillance. I am trying to make a direct appeal and invite you to my show FLIGHT RISK this Thursday at Union Hall. This is my hour of standup that the authorities genuinely cannot find out about. So it’s up to YOU to find out what’s in the show, on 6/11 at 10PM. I sold it out in January here and in April in LA, so I’d love to do the same again — but if not, no worries at all.
You can get a ticket here and quite frankly I implore you to do so <3 I have incredible openers, Richie Raymond and Bini Yamin, and the Olivia Rodrigo album comes out at midnight after the show, so I may ask the venue to let us all stay and listen to it.
SEE YOU ALL THURSDAY I ASSUME! <3
